Don't say I ever gave ya nothin'

Hello, folks. Looks like the site is dying, isn't it? C'est la vie.

Well, we had a great run. I'd like to thank the following contributors who--

JUST KIDDING! I'm back!

For real this time! No one makes a liar out of me!

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW EXCITED YOU ARE!!!

HOLY SH*T!!!

And the best part is... our other main poster, Ripples beat me to it!

(Damn, RaC, I knew you were awesome. But this makes you two WEEKS awesomer than I. We are totally on the same wavelength here. I owe you cookies.)

Ripples was wise to ease you all back into the twisted world of LOLXena with some classic LOLs. However, I see a new future for this site... a brilliant future, glowing and crackling like the lightning between Ares' fingers.

We shall EXPAND LOLXena! We shall not limit ourselves anymore to these suffocating rectangular screencaps, encrusted with stale, misspelled (misspelt? lol) text! We shall journey FORWARD into the world of memes! A new day, a new age of relevance!

In other words, people will start reading again! Perhaps a dozen loyal fans! I can't wait.

The internet is full of crazy sh*t, sh*t that THIRSTS for a touch of low-budget '90s television!

...Will we dabble in weekly GIF stories for a while? Perhaps!
...Will we encourage comedic FAN VIDEOS on wholly inappropriate themes? Time will tell!
...Will we go on deranged bursts of hilarious activity, a la THE BEST THRED EVARRR? Could very well be!
...Will we latch on to whatever 4Chan is doing now and Xenify it? Wait and see!
...Will we keep the archives open and continue to reference old memes for nostalgia's sake? Definitely!
...Will we ever give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you? NEVER!
...Will we (mostly Spaz) continue to speak with ironic, undue grandiosity regarding this site and its affiliates? Undoubtedly!

I have returned to Rome, and I formally, yet humbly, yet arrogantly invite RipplesandChurns to reign at my side as Empress. (With full admin privileges, a private wing full of attractive slaves, and the best box seats on Crucifixion Hill.) How about it, my dear? I offer my hand. 'Twould be a summer to speak of!

However, I do have some bad news. An old friend has passed on.

In commemoration of the BEST THRED EVARRR's anniversary, said thread was subjected to 50 consecutive 50-Hitler posts (for a total of 2500 Hitler pictures!), resulting in the thread being deleted FOR EVAR in the early morning hours of April 19, 2010.

BEST THRED EVARRR 4-19-10 NEVAR FORGET!

A moment of silence for TEH BEST THRED EVARRR, my old friend. It was in that very thread I first encountered the lovely Ripples and seduced her into the scandalous world of niche comedy blogs. I raise a glass to my partner in crime on our first anniversary, just as I pour out a 40 for my dead homie out in the Yuku trenches.

Peace out, my brother. Trolling my own thread was, sadly, one of the best weeks of my recent life.

And now, ONWARD! Into the UNKNOWN!