squeeze me

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

HORNS N SHIT YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING STAB YOU GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

GOT A HORN LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN MAN EXCEPT ITS A WHALE GOD DAMN

AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKIN NARWHAL LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER

FUCKING AWESOME

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT STABBING BITCH ASS DOLPHINS BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

NO FUCK YOU DOLPHIN YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON THE NARWHAL YOU A JIVE ASS BITCH

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOU HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ABOUT TO GET STEVE IRWINED RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN CHEST YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Married With Narwhals: TEH (IN)COMPLETE SAGA

(Tip of the hat to J Wolf.)

Metapost: April Fools!

April Fools! Looks like we've been taken over by renegade narwhals today! I really spoil you guys sometimes.


If you don't get the reference, just take a look at this!


And since you're down here anyway, why don't you answer our new poll at the bottom of this page?


(A note about this poll: When I ask if you want more sagas, I mean like the kinds of sagas I've always done, not like today's parody version! Type "saga" into the search box in the upper-left for examples.)